So… I thought Christmas sweaters would be readily available, but today I discovered that on the contrary Christmas sweaters are a hot commodity in the world of secondhand shopping. Unexpected! I went to three thrift stores and could only find kids Christmas sweaters. I guess ugly Christmas sweater parties are a huge fad this year! Allison, if you’re reading this: if I had known I would have totally borrowed one of your puffy paint, authentic, grandma’ sweaters… 

But!

I did craft my own Christmas sweatshirt, however. Tomorrow’s outfit: corduroy short shorts, tacky tacky themed sweatshirt, and a fire engine red Members Only jacket. I = classy.